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Binding: Paperback
Dewey Decimal Number: 818.602
EAN: 9780307405807
ISBN: 030740580X
Label: Three Rivers Press
Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press
Number Of Items: 1
Number Of Pages: 336
Publication Date: September 09, 2008
Publisher: Three Rivers Press
Release Date: September 09, 2008
Sales Rank: 16527
Studio: Three Rivers Press



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Product Description:
DEADLY NINJA WISDOM FOR THE NON-NINJA

Carefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path.
  
After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja.
Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die–probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. But whether your journey lasts five seconds or five days or (rather inconceivably) five years, all those who bravely take up this text and follow the tenets and trials laid out within will die knowing they were as ninja as they possibly could’ve been.

For the true of heart or the extremely lucky, this powerful and honorable manuscript contains such phenomenal ninja wisdom as:

•How to create and name your very own lethal ninja clan
•The proper weapon to use when fighting a vampire pumpkin
•Why clowns and robots are so dangerous on the Internet
•Easy-to-follow charts showing when to slice and when to stab
•How to execute such ultradeadly kicks as the Driving Miss Daisy
•Why pretty much every ninja movie ever made sucks
•How to make a shoggoth explode using well-placed foliage
•What the heck a shoggoth is and why you’ll need to make it explode
•Death Aide certification
•And much more ninjafied enlightenment on every shuriken-sharp page!

Remember: People do not take the Path, the Path takes people.



Customer Reviews
Average Rating: out of 5 stars

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - NOT FOR KIDS!!!
We bought this for our kids because, well, they think they're Ninjas. Apparently you need to be a ninja that's been around the block a couple of times, because the humor was for ADULTS. Yes, there were many funny parts, but the s*xual comments, remarks, innuendos were NOT for kids. (d-bone-r, cunnilingus, p*nis, c'mon now!) Just wanted to send out a warning.


Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - I looked forward to this book killing me
Received this for my birthday, and laughed so hard my lungs popped. Huge fan of the online series, and I recommend it to everyone who has a Ninja named Robert waiting to kill them.


Rating: 2 out of 5 stars - How much do you value your life?
This book is for those of you who do not plan on living a very long life. The exercises on every chapter put you through enormous perils that thoroughly endanger your existence. You must have the funds available to afford immense hospital bills because if done correctly, these exercises will exercise you to the point of severely morbid injury.

Don't let people see you reading this book. They will then become suspicious of your every move and make killing them more challenging. I had ... Read More


Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Laughter in every page.
Ive been a huge fan from the beginning of ask a ninja and I must say that this book does not dissapoint. From the break down of you becoming more of a ninja with every turn of the page to ways of killing some odd animal with ways unheard of this book is simply fantastic. Fans of the online series will not be dissapointed.


Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Fantastic book if you like the web show
Excellent book if you enjoyed the ask a ninja web show. The humor is spot on.


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